Belly-Aches
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How many drunks does it take
to change a light bulb?

Twenty-one.  One to hold the
light bulb and 20 to drink until
the pub spins.
Reader's Digest
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His
wife was really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in
the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6
seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!"
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When
his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure
enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of
the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the
driveway and brought the box back in the house.
She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed has been missing since Friday.
Please pray for Ed.
submitted by Tim Kolbicz